ИЗБУШКА ИВАНУШКИ ДУРАЧКА - October 17th, 2006
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03:28 am
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Джо Райли, "Шестипалый"
Tags: ДжоРайли, искусство, фото
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11:49 pm
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HELLO? :)
Several men were in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rang and a man engaged the hands-free speaker function and began
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you ...
Аre you at the club?"
M: "Yes."
W: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"
M: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much."
W: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models.
I saw one I really liked..."
M: "How much?"
W: "$90,000"
M: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000"
M: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
It's really a pretty good price."
W: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
M: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hung up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiled and asked, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!"
Tags: телефон, шутка
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11:57 pm
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Antiziganism? Anybody? :)
A German group representing Roma interests said on Tuesday it had filed a suit to try to stop British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen showing his latest film in Germany. Roma Group Wants To Stop "Borat" Movie Screening.
"We are accusing him of defamation and inciting violence against Sinti and Roma (gypsies)," Marko Knudsen и Егорко Холмогоров, со-heads of the European Center of Antiziganism Research, told Reuters.
Antiziganism refers to hostility to gypsies.
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http://news.aol.com/entertainment/movies/articles/_a/german-gypsies-in-legal-bid-against/20061017151909990001
Tags: закон, либерастия, чюрки
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