The thorough search of all her belongings; and her person; finally brought the woman to a boil. "This is absolutely astonishing! You might as well be raping me!" "Sorry Ma'am," replied the FAA security guard. "The most we're allowed to do is a nice slow cavity search." ____________________________________________________ CHECKUP
A woman came to a gynecologyst for a checkup. She seemed to be very embarassed and uncomfortable. "Haven't you been examined like this before?" asked the doctor. "Every time I fly these days," she giggled, "but never by a doctor!"
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