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10:12 pm
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"ГРУППОВОЙ ИСК" ("у савецких собственная гордость" :)
осуществляемое от имени группы лиц обращение в суд с просьбой о рассмотрении спора, возникшего на основе общего юридического факта; иначе - требование о восстановлении нарушенного права или изменении статуса определенных юридических или физических лиц, выдвигаемое в интересах всех членов группы на основании адекватного представительства.
Действующим законодательством Российской Федерации институт группового иска не закреплен. ( Read more... )
Tags: американа, закон, наебалово, совок
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10:34 am
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Halloween Ideas: Is Just Being a Lawyer Scary Enough? :)
Tags: закон
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06:57 pm
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Власти Казахстана запретили аудиозаписи отдельных сур Корана
Казахстан стал первой страной в мире, которая официально запретила Коран, поместив его в список экстремистской литературы.
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Tags: закон, ислам, коран
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11:48 pm
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Paul Sullivan, "Somebody's Watching... and Ready to Sue"
Fences are supposed to make good neighbors. But that wasn't the case with a stone wall in Westport, Conn., which pitted neighbor against neighbor and has cost its owner $150,000 in legal fees -- so far.
Albert Hancock is embroiled in a lawsuit over a stone wall which extends onto town property in Westport, Conn.
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Tags: американа, закон
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10:23 pm
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How to deal with friendly american lawyers :)
CONCLUSION
Based on the facts, points and authorities set forth herein, I'm not convinced that this case is worth pursuing for the benefits of the family of late NN, nor I'm persuaded by your explanations, which in many parts is neither supported by the credible authority, nor legally correct. Most importantly, your representation may harm your client who is a recipients of the SSI. Thus, until I'm fully convinced that this case is worth pursuing, albeit for the sole benefit of you - the lawyers, I'm not going forward with it.
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Tags: personal, американа, закон
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08:48 pm
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When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked:
- 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded:
- 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked:
- 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied:
- 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said:
- 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
Tags: американа, закон
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11:49 am
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Paterson, New Jersey, Considers Curfews for Adults
PATERSON, N.J. — Curfews might not be just for kids anymore in one northern New Jersey city.
Seeking to curb violence after a spate of deadly summer shootings, Paterson officials are considering an unusual ordinance that would prevent people of all ages from gathering outside in public late at night.
The measure could be the nation’s first citywide, non-emergency curfew to include adults, several experts said.
“We’re trying to think outside the box,” said Mayor Jose Torres. “This was triggered predominantly by fear among city residents over the shootings that have been occurring this summer.”
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http://www.infowars.com/paterson-new-jersey-considers-curfews-for-adults/
Bonus: FEMA camps - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvfD74CvT84
Tags: американа, закон, преступление
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01:13 am
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Позор! :)
виа "salatau"
Tags: дерево, закон, сосед
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08:55 am
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Neighbor Law: Neighbor Disputes -- Book Review
Book Title: "Neighbor Law: Fences, Trees, Boundaries & Noise"
(5th Edition) (Paperback) by Cora Jordan (Author)
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Tags: дерево, закон, сосед
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03:29 pm
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Квантовые явления в юриспруденции :)
And "justice" is served. "The jury just felt unable to really know what happened out there" ... just like "quantum physics".
"Jury acquits in quantum physics assault"
A homeless man was acquitted of charges that he smacked a fellow transient in the face with a skateboard as the victim was engaged in a conversation about quantum physics in South San Francisco, authorities said Friday.
Jason Everett Keller, 40, was found not guilty Thursday of attacking another homeless man, Stephan Fava, on the 200 block of Grand Avenue about 1:45 p.m. March 30. A San Mateo County jury deliberated for less than a day after a four-day trial in Redwood City before Superior Court Judge Clifford Cretan.
Shortly before the incident, Fava was chatting with an acquaintance, who is also homeless, about "quantum physics and the splitting of atoms," according to prosecutors.
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Tags: американа, закон, кунсткамера
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02:38 am
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Lawyers' Selection & Ratings
http://www.martindale.com/Results.aspx
Tags: американа, закон
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02:43 pm
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On Constitution
"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other"
-- John Adams
Tags: американа, закон
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12:42 pm
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Krauthammer Reacts To Sotomayor Pick
Bonus: http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?print=yes&id=32004
http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/images/dick_cheney.jpg
Tags: американа, закон, либерастия
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03:23 pm
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Поздравляю мало российского партизана Жыденко с Днём Победы!
http://ax-libris.livejournal.com/185200.html
Начало: http://hojja-nusreddin.livejournal.com/1885915.html
Tags: pizdets, Хохляндия, закон
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10:44 am
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Pat Buchanan, "Is Torture Ever Moral? "
After opening the door to a truth commission to investigate torture by the CIA of al-Qaida subjects, and leaving the door open to prosecution of higher-ups, President Obama walked the cat back.
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Tags: американа, закон, пытки, террор
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10:28 pm
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Казус - доебались до мышей :)
Tags: закон, кунсткамера, секс
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12:05 am
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Барри Шварц, "Мичиганский Лимонад" :)
Начало на 6-й минуте
Text: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080428/COL04/804280375&template=printart
Tags: американа, закон, либерастия
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01:29 pm
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Man jailed for taking 50 cents 24 years ago (but Madoff is still free)
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5133TK20090204?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69
Tags: Индия, американа, закон
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06:38 pm
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Бухарский мухтасиб в начале XX века
В исламском мире должность мухтасиба ["хисба" или "ихтисаб"] не являлась прочным установлением с обязательными для всех мусульманских государств функциями.
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Tags: закон, ислам
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11:17 pm
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Madoff congressional hearing
Bonus: Mr. Kotz смотрящий за Mr. Madoff - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUeYROpe0aA
Tags: stock, американа, закон, наебалово
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