Ходжа Н. (hojja_nusreddin) wrote,
Ходжа Н.

The secret of good health (email :)

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an elderly looking woman sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said:
- 'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?'

- 'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.'

- 'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
- '34,' she replied.
Tags: здоровье, шутка

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