- 'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?'
- 'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.'
- 'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
- '34,' she replied.