May 15th, 2011

Иван Дурак

I.M.F. Head Is Arrested and Accused of Sexual Attack


The head of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested on Saturday.
He was accused of a sex attack on a maid earlier in the day at a Times Square hotel.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/15/nyregion/imf-head-is-arrested-and-accused-of-sexual-attack.html

Бонус:
'Hot rabbit' threatens Nicolas Sarkozy over sex smears -
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6945960.ece
Иван Дурак

Exams :)



Its not the fault of the student if he fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 sundays in a year, which are the rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….

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Иван Дурак

Тюремный сталинский психоз

В ... камере ... сидели старейшие большевики, высшие командиры Красной Армии, участники гражданской войны и Октябрьской революции. Естественно, что все мы были воинствующими атеистами, не верили ни в бога, ни в черта, но после страшных пыток, избиений, морально подавленные, униженные, отданные на расправу любому вахтеру, мы невольно начали поддаваться суевериям.
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