December 4th, 2017

Иван Дурак

холокосты не музейного уровня

"С этой публикой не церемоньтесь; их дела будут рассматриваться альбомным порядком.
Надо доказать, что латыши, поляки и другие состоящие в ВКП(б) — шпионы и диверсанты"

-- Ген. комиссар Госбезопасности Н.И. Ежов
«Довольно играть в интернационализм, надо бить всех этих поляков, корейцев, латышей, немцев и т.д. Все это продажные нации, подлежащие истреблению...
Всех националов надо ловить, ставить на колени и истреблять как бешеных собак»

-- секретарь Красноярского крайкома БКП(б) С.М. Соболев
"Все советское я вижу через дырку в черепе своего отца"
-- Генрих Станиславович Козловский, поляк, гражданин СССР
О репрессиях жыдогашвиля по национальному признаку:

Иван Дурак

Benjamin Disraeli, "The world is governed by very different personages to what is imagined"

On my arrival (in St. Petersburg) I had an interview with the Russian Minister of Finance, Count Cancrin; I saw the son of a Jew from Lithuania...
I had an audience on my arrival in Madrid with the Spanish minister, I saw one like me, the son of a new Christian, of a Jew from Aragon.
As a result of what happened in Madrid, I went directly to consult the president of the French Council, I saw the son of a Jewish Jew.
We look at Prussia... Count Arnim entered the cabinet, I saw a Prussian Jew.
So you see, my dear Coningsby, that The world is governed by very different personages to what is imagined by those, who are not behind the scenes.
-- Coningsby, page 207, edition of 1844
Иван Дурак

Outlandish criticism is nothing new in presidential politics

Perhaps the most salient example of over-the-top criticism of U.S. Presidents can be seen in the treatment of Abraham Lincoln.
The historical site provides this example:
"The illustrious Honest Old Abe has continued during the last week to make a fool of himself and to mortify and shame the intelligent people of this great nation.
His speeches have demonstrated the fact that although originally a Herculean rail splitter and more lately a whimsical story teller and side splitter, he is no more capable of becoming a statesman, nay, even a moderate one, than the braying ass can become a noble lion.
People now marvel how it came to pass that Mr. Lincoln should have been selected as the representative man of any party.
His weak, wishy-washy, namby-pamby efforts, imbecile in matter, disgusting in manner, have made us the laughing stock of the whole world.
The European powers will despise us because we have no better material out of which to make a President.
The truth is, Lincoln is only a moderate lawyer and in the larger cities of the Union could pass for no more than a facetious pettifogger.
Take him from his vocation and he loses even these small characteristics and indulges in simple twaddle, which would disgrace a well bred school boy."
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Иван Дурак

английский юмор

Mистер Форсайт говорит своим приятелям по клубу:
— Господа, за одну ночь я наставил рога сразу трем джентльменам!
— Как это может быть? — изумляются слушатели.
— Очень просто. Эту ночь я провел с собственной женой.
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Иван Дурак

достойная замена: сексуалиста на голодрыгу (из той же сеногоги :)

Свято место пусто не бывает!
Уволенного за ставшый вмезапно запретным сексуализьм старпёра "Чарли" "Роуза" заменила экс-цыганская молдаванская молодайка Бианна Витальевна Голодрыга.

Карьерные вершыны Голодрыги
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