Ходжа Н. (hojja_nusreddin) wrote,
Ходжа Н.

My Dog (email :)

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
And my Dog gets his first check this Friday!

Damn, this is a great country !!!
Tags: американа, пёс, раса

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