Ходжа Н. (hojja_nusreddin) wrote,
Ходжа Н.
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Career success tools valuation - HardWork, Knowledge, Attitude, BS & AssKissing

If the letters:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented by the numbers:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then computed values (in %%) of the following career tools are:

HardWork = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
Knowledge = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
Attitude = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
BullShit = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AssKissing = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, comparing career success tools - one can conclude with mathematical certainty:
- while HardWork & Knowledge will get you somewhat close to the 100% goal,
- and Attitude will get you just there,
- only BullShit and AssKissing will put you over the top!
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