Je sui squirting!
It has a biblical ring to it, the sound of a Seder as the leader recites the 10 plagues that God visited upon Egypt:
- Spanking…
- Caning…
- Aggressive whipping…
- Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'…
- Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)…
- Urolagnia…
- Female ejaculation…
- Strangulation…
- Facesitting…
- Fisting…
Though this compendium is strangely lacking in frogs or any other animals (perhaps they’re catalogued elsewhere).
It is a list of the new pornography restrictions (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html) that the UK government—through the Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014, something I’d never heard of before today—introduced on 1 December to 'safeguard children.'
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/no-female-ejaculation-please-were-british-a-history-of-porn-and-censorship-9903054.html
Bonus - Female ejaculation comes in 2 forms, British scientists find: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772#.VLA5KyvF-Sp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation