The thorough search of all her belongings; and her person; finally brought the woman to a boil.
"This is absolutely astonishing! You might as well be raping me!"
"Sorry Ma'am," replied the FAA security guard.
"The most we're allowed to do is a nice slow cavity search."
A woman came to a gynecologyst for a checkup.
She seemed to be very embarassed and uncomfortable.
"Haven't you been examined like this before?" asked the doctor.
"Every time I fly these days," she giggled, "but never by a doctor!"